Product Overview
***ABOUT THIS ITEM***
Serve up humor with a side of sweetness using this vintage-style metal sign featuring the playful message:
“THE HEAVIER YOU ARE, THE HARDER YOU ARE TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE! EAT CAKE!”
At the center of this 8"x 12" novelty sign is a richly illustrated slice of chocolate cake layered with white frosting, drizzled with chocolate syrup, and topped with a single red cherry. The cake rests on a classic white plate, framed by a radiant red and blue sunburst background that channels retro diner and mid-century advertising style.
The bold typography combines black capital lettering at the top with yellow and brown outlined text below the cake, giving the sign a fun, eye-catching design. The weathered background, rust-toned edges, and distressed surface texture create a nostalgic, aged appearance that fits perfectly in a kitchen, bakery, café, or dining area.
Made from 1/8" thick aluminum composite material (ACM), this sign is built to last indoors or outdoors. UV-cured ink ensures the colors remain bright and the design fade-resistant over time. Rounded corners and two pre-drilled holes make hanging easy. Proudly made in the USA in our family-run print shop, this sign makes a deliciously fun gift for cake lovers, bakers, or anyone who enjoys quirky, food-themed humor.
***SHIPPING***
Most items from our shop ship in as little as 2-3 business days. If you have a specific date that you need the sign for, please let us know and we will do whatever we can to hurry the process. Shipping will be via UPS or USPS from Indiana.
