Product Overview
Bring humor to your front porch or entryway with this vintage-style “Go Away” notice sign. Featuring a distressed dark teal background with a bold red “NOTICE” banner, this retro metal sign delivers a clear—and funny—message to visitors: unless they’re delivering pizza, Thin Mints, or online packages, they can keep on walking! Crafted with a weathered, rustic aesthetic, this sign has intentionally aged edges and scratches for authentic vintage charm. The UV-printed white text pops against the teal background for easy readability from a distance. The durable aluminum composite construction ensures it won’t fade, peel, or rust, making it perfect for both indoor and outdoor use. This witty porch sign makes a great gift for homeowners, online addicts, or anyone with a good sense of humor. It’s lightweight, easy to hang, and guaranteed to make guests smile before they even knock.
- Durable Construction: Made from 1/8" Max-Metal, an aluminum composite material (ACM) with a polyethylene core and aluminum skins on each face.
- Perfect Size: Measures 8x12 inches, making it an ideal fit for any wall or door.
- Printed on One Side: Vivid and clear design on the front, with a clean white finish on the back.
- Easy to Hang: Comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and hassle-free installation.
- Proudly Made in the USA: Crafted by our family-owned business, ensuring high quality and supporting local manufacturing.
- Playful Entryway Humor: “Unless you’re delivering pizza, Thin Mints, or online packages… go away” adds personality and laughs to your porch or door
