Product Overview
***ABOUT THIS ITEM***
Bring some dark humor and floral charm to your garden decor with this vintage-style metal sign that says: “I GARDEN SO I DON'T CHOKE PEOPLE – SAVE A LIFE, SEND MULCH.” Featuring a white skeleton seated peacefully in lotus position, this 8"x 12" novelty sign combines gardening zen with a hilariously morbid twist. The skeleton is surrounded by vivid orange poppies, green foliage, and earthy tones that soften the punchy message while adding vibrant visual interest.
Set against a distressed teal blue background with worn edges and a deep brown border, the design captures a rustic, gothic vibe perfect for green thumbs with attitude. The high-contrast illustration is both artistic and irreverent—ideal for gardeners who use yard work as therapy, or anyone who appreciates a mix of macabre and mindfulness.
Printed on 1/8" thick aluminum composite material (ACM), this sign is durable, weather-resistant, and ready for indoor or outdoor display. UV-cured ink ensures the colors won’t fade, even in direct sunlight or rain. Two pre-drilled holes make for easy mounting on garden fences, potting sheds, patios, or porch walls. Proudly made in the USA in our family-run print shop, this sign makes a perfect gift for edgy gardeners, yoga-loving plant moms, or anyone who finds peace in dirt and dark humor.
***SHIPPING***
Most items from our shop ship in as little as 2-3 business days. If you have a specific date that you need the sign for, please let us know and we will do whatever we can to hurry the process. Shipping will be via UPS or USPS from Indiana.
