Product Overview
Add a laugh to your kitchen with this retro diner-style "I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House" metal sign. The artwork is UV-printed on a smooth white aluminum face — a high-resolution printed graphic (NOT a real enamel, wood, or chalkboard sign; no rust, splinters, or chalk dust), with bold, text-forward lettering and playful details. Its 15" × 5" long-horizontal shape fits above a doorway, shelf, bar, or desk where a square sign feels cramped. Made in the USA from durable 1/8" aluminum composite (ACM) with pre-drilled mounting holes and scratch- and fade-resistant UV ink. A hilarious gift for home cooks or anyone who appreciates a good sense of humor.
- Durable Construction: Made from 1/8" Max-Metal, an aluminum composite material (ACM) with a polyethylene core and white-coated aluminum skins on each face — won't rot, warp, or fade like wood.
- Long Horizontal Size: Measures 15 × 5 inches — a 3:1 horizontal shape that fits above doorways, shelves, bars, desks, and narrow walls where square signs feel cramped.
- UV-Printed Graphic — Not Real Enamel, Wood, or Chalkboard: The artwork is a high-resolution UV-printed image on a smooth white aluminum face. It looks like a vintage sign from across the room but is a printed graphic — no rust, no splinters, no chalk dust. UV ink is scratch- and fade-resistant.
- Easy to Hang: Pre-drilled 3/16" mounting holes on each end for quick installation with screws, bolts, or zip ties (hardware not included).
- Proudly Made in the USA: Crafted by our family-owned business in Brownsburg, Indiana — supporting local manufacturing.
- Retro Diner Humor Design: "I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House" is UV-printed in a bold retro diner look with playful, theme-matched artwork — a printed graphic, not a real vintage sign. A guaranteed conversation starter.
