Product Overview
***ABOUT THIS ITEM***
Celebrate your no-nonsense upbringing with this bold, vintage-style metal sign that reads: “DON’T MESS WITH ME – I’M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO HELMET, JOY RIDIN’, HOSE WATER DRINKIN’ SURVIVOR.” Perfect for anyone who grew up before seat belts were enforced, phones were corded, and fun didn’t come with warning labels, this 8"x 12" novelty sign delivers nostalgia and humor with gritty, industrial style.
The distressed red background and rugged metal border give the piece a weathered, working-class aesthetic. Varied fonts and a vertical layout create dynamic visual interest, with high-contrast black and white text adding bold clarity to the message. Visible scratches, worn paint, and metal rivet details complete the look, giving it an authentic “survivor” vibe.
Crafted from 1/8" thick aluminum composite material (ACM), this sign is tough, lightweight, and ideal for indoor or outdoor spaces. UV-printed for fade resistance, it holds up in garages, workshops, man caves, or anywhere that demands attitude. Pre-drilled mounting holes make it easy to hang. Proudly made in the USA in our family-run print shop, this piece makes a great gift for Gen Xers, Boomers, dads, uncles, or anyone raised on tough love and hose water.
***SHIPPING***
Most items from our shop ship in as little as 2-3 business days. If you have a specific date that you need the sign for, please let us know and we will do whatever we can to hurry the process. Shipping will be via UPS or USPS from Indiana.
